Monsters university 2

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i made over 200 articles :D.
4 of them god deleted :( (hopefully this article stays on)
well you don't give a shit about that because i'm not a admin
any ways i found a vhs tape in my toilet when i had to go take a dump. it was called monsters university 2. alright what the fuck. why is it on a vhs tape?! and why is there a university 2?! should it be called monsters inc 3 or monsters strip club or some shit. and final WHY THE HOLY SHELL IS IT IN MY GODDAMN TOILET!?
well i popped the stupid vhs in my dvd player somehow don't ask how. and this was the move

the fucking bitch ass movie

it showed inside math class for some stupid reason
mike macalski was fapping to the teacher for some reason and the blue monster was putting make up on his ass while eating fruit loops.
the teacher started rubbing her hyper realistic tits right in front of the screen where milk got everywhere. the teacher then said YOUR A BUNCH OF CUCKS!!!
she was eating doritos and smoking some weed. she then said WHO THE FUCK IS THE SCARIEST!!!
the blue monster roared but it sounded like the voice actor for the roar sounded like he was high on helium and was drunk after getting laid. the teacher said YOUR UGLY AND NOT SCARY AT ALL!!!
the teacher then grabbed a gun and shot a kid then shot herself. the blue monster had a heart attack because somebody thought he wasn't scary. the blue monster died. the police monsters came and sucked the blue monsters cock. mike went out of the university with the university on fire in the background. mike then stole the teachers car and drove it off a cliff where it exploded.
the vhs then exploded
and i got aids.